Monday News Roundup
Everybody in the club getting tipsy? Stocks swing up over 900 points in biggest day ever right after worst week ever.
http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/081013/wall_street.html
And Asian stocks jumped this evening, boding well for tomorrow’s market. Put the Xanax down. http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aclr0VNJMasI&refer=worldwide
Tommy Bowden resigns as Clemson’s head coach. All the way to the bizank with $3.5 million buyout.
http://www.thestate.com/local/story/553653.html
Bill Kristol (Conservative writer/NY Times) says McCain Needs to Fire His Campaign
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/13/opinion/13kristol.html?ref=opinion
Obama never was an ACORN community organizer. I mean never a paid ACORN organizer. Depends which day you checked his site.
Link to Gateway Pundit
Website before incriminating document popped up.

Site now…changed so you can believe it. If saw the site before the change, then you, my friend, are a racist.
Bush’ s Ratings Now Lower than Tricky’s. Heh.
http://abcnews.go.com/PollingUnit/Politics/story?id=6017487&page=1
Male Postpartum depression defined. I think the depression actually starts when you get married, but either way, it’s not news…it’s CNN.
The Democrat Congress, self-proclaimed as “the most ethical” in history by ridding it of such filth Mark Foley, apparently cleaned house with some dirty water.
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5997043&page=1
And finally, a bit of humor for today at the expense of the iPhone…


