I type as I sit here waiting for the blizzard of 2010 to hit the East.

Much like the Al Goracle, Bin Laden sees the United States as the cause of this weather chaos, and his plan to stop it is to bring down our industry a bit. The last time someone spoke with such boldness, they won a Nobel Peace Prize. And if you are concerned that the little terrorism side of him would hurt his chances, Yassar Arafat would disagree.

If he can’t win the peace prize, Senator Bin Laden could be in the future if he ran as a Democrat. Ok, ok….that’s a little extreme. Though he blames Bush and corporations for climate change, wants us to join Kyoto, sides with the Palestinians in the middle east, and is an avid fan of Noam Chomsky.

Bin Laden notes that ‘Noam Chomsky (the US academic and political commentator) was correct when he compared the US policies to those of the Mafia.”

The recording hasn’t been confirmed, so it may all be a hoax. But the irony is that the hoax is on us (if you’ve paid attention to the past few month’s ClimateGate, HimalayanGate, and uh..IPCCgate )… and even Osama’s alleged idea to bring the country to its knees isn’t too far off from Cap and Trade.

Other excerpts from An Inconvenient Beard

Talk about climate change is not an ideological luxury but a reality,’ he said.

‘All of the industrialised countries, especially the big ones, bear responsibility for the global warming crisis.’

He added that while wealthy nations had agreed to the Kyoto Protocol that binds them to emission targets, former U.S. President George W Bush had later rejected such limitations before Congress in deference to big business.

The United States never ratified the existing Kyoto Protocol, whose present commitments expire in 2012, and has said it will not sign up to an extended Kyoto Protocol, preferring a new agreement.

If it wasn’t already, the science is definitely now settled.

Incidentally, this is very timely since apparently this first whack of cold is just a free preview of the coldest winter in almost 3 decades. See the Weather Channel’s “Next Arctic Blast Colder and a Serious Threat.”

…In Alaska the “Frozen Gore” ice sculpture for display in front of a liquor store. This year’s version features Gore blowing smoke — but only when a truck exhaust is connected.

Your tax dollars DID pay for this hysterical little piece on PBS as reported this week though.

(video and summary of Learn to Speak Teabag at Hotair.com)

I wouldn’t care so much if a massive freedom-destroying and economic growth busting cap and trade bill wasn’t on the icy horizon. I guess they’re hoping we’re too busy shoveling our driveways to notice.

Only two possibilities occur in my mind. Either we need to do the lefty favorite of beginning to question the establishment thinking on global warming, or Obama is ahead of schedule in his promise to lower the rising seas and solve global warming.

Here’s just this week’s news from the weather front. (yes, that’s why global warming has now been called “climate change”..because colder or hotter, we’re causing it. You plastic bag using, meat eating, capitalist freak.)

But the best evidence..better than any news article, scientific study, or algore powerpoint presentation is to just (try) to go outside.

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Winter of 2010 could be the worst in 25 years in US.  For reference, that’s back when Transformers was worth watching.

North Carolina is in the middle of the coldest winter snap in a generation.

Florida and the East have chills 20 degrees below normal (yes, that is different than “above normal” as we’ve been told to expect.) Hope you weren’t planning on buying oranges this year.

In the plains…20, 30, 40 degrees below zero. (that’s 30 degrees below normal) Whatever, just stop driving SUVs.

It’s been said that North America has an oddity in cold temperatures compared worldwide. Not this week.

Seoul buried in heaviest snowfall in 70 years.

Britain facing coldest winter in 100 years. Bloody cold.

Peru’s Mountain people face extinction due to frigid winter.

Coldest temperatures in Beijing, China in 40 years.

And India, Russia, Germany, and Austria. Yes, that India.

US Wind Chill Map

I laugh with everyone else at George W. Bush’ incoherent babbling. Not many took him seriously by the end of his second term. The real humor is that people still listen to Al Gore with eyes wide open (like the guy doing the interview). Behold his incoherent truth. Do not let this shake your faith. (via HotAir Blog)

For me this is, indeed, poetic irony. With a straight (dare I say solemn) face, Al Gore warns us of what will happen if we don’t change our polluting ways. Yes, this Al Gore.

Here’s another take on the poem, from a somewhat less “leg tingling” audience……