Everybody in the club getting tipsy? Stocks swing up over 900 points in biggest day ever right after worst week ever. http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/081013/wall_street.html And Asian stocks jumped this evening, boding well for tomorrow’s market. Put the Xanax down. http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aclr0VNJMasI&refer=worldwide Tommy Bowden resigns as Clemson’s head coach. All the way to the bizank with $3.5 million buyout. [...]